PSA: Bison 2 Tourists 0

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 06/03/2015 at 09:33 • Filed to: None

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Unlike Disney Land there are real wild animals in our great and amazing National Parks. These animals are not trained by park rangers to be photo friendly, they really don’t like people.

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Ash78, voting early and often > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/03/2015 at 09:41

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1492-1930, never forget.

Sincerely,

Bison

Racescort666 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/03/2015 at 09:48

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You would think that a guy from Australia would know that wildlife is dangerous.

Article said that he was attempting to take a picture with a “tablet computer.” The bison probably saw him shooting video with a tablet in portrait mode and decided to enact justice.

On a more serious note, I saw something like this happen in person and it’s fucking terrifying. It was actually a lot like the State Farm ad where the buffalo took out a car. Yes, car. Horn through the grill.

Mattbob > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/03/2015 at 09:48

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Man was taking pictures with a tablet. he deserved to be tossed. A bison deserves to be shot with a real camera.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Mattbob 06/03/2015 at 09:54

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Word on the street is that he had his iPad in HDR mode.

leicester > Racescort666 06/07/2015 at 13:23

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yeah, but he probably assumed that since it wasn’t a) deadly-poisonous or b) had a wicked kick-punch combo, that it was relatively harmless...